i have the biggest jerk of a brother. he's just a downright jerk. my psych teacher says her brother is a jerk, but i believe that my brother is a true jerk. all he does is give attitude and have this ugly face on, and scream in his ugly puberty voice and he's the most selfish kid i know.

i absolutely cannot wait until i move away for college cause he makes me sick. why can't you just be a little bit nicer? God, it's so hard to love someone as rude and selfish as him. God, please give me more patience.

countdown: 6 months til freedom from a ______ of a brother.